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avatar Noopie-McPoopie 1 year.ago

Why doesn't the soccer player use social media?

He hates to hit "post"

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1. Why did the guy get fired from the rock quarry?

Because he took his job for granite.

2. I really hate when people use the wrong word in a sentence.

It really incinerates me.

3. Son: "Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups, do you think could you do that?"

Dad: "of course son, don't want to brag but I could probably watch someone do 100 push-ups"

4. Be prepared in case your sewer is clogged.

Make sure you have a backup plan.

5. I don't know what my parents did to relieve boredom before the Internet was invented.

My 12 brothers and sisters were also curious but they didn't know either.

6. Why did the zombie go to the toilet?

Because he had die-arrhea

7. A weasel walks into bar

The bartender says "Hey, feller, what can I get ya?" "Pop" goes the weasel

8. What do you call a a**hole potato?

A Dictator (wasn’t sure if this should be tagged NSFW.. but just being safe)

9. My mom once told me “nothing good happens after 2am.” I thought she was telling me to party less during college.

But then I found out I was born at 2:15am.

10. Why did the sun cross the road?

Don't worry, the answer will dawn on you

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